Posted 7/9/03
Per Week | ||||||
| Computer Club | * | * | * | 10-12 | Co-Imam | |
| Newsletter | * | 6-8 | Composing Editor, Staff Reporter, Photographer, Cartoonist, and Staple Remover | |||
| Yearbook Committee | * | 6-8 | Clipart Print-Outer and Computer Complain-Abouter | |||
| Science Olympiad | * | 6-8 | Photographer | |||
| Y-Club Christmas Present Delivery | * | 6-8 | Photographer | |||
| 4H | * | 6-8 | Website Designer | |||
| KYA | * | * | 6-8 | Slimy coal company lobbyist in white seersucker suit | ||
| Student Council | * | * | 6-8 | skeptical old-timer shouting criticisms from the back of the room | ||
| Classroom Cleanup Detail | * | * | * | * | 20-22 | Paper-pick-up-er and Chair-Mover |
| Book Club | * | 6-8 | Discussion Group Guru and Agatha Christie Expert | |||
| Anime Club | * | * | 6-8 | the one who complains about dubbing all the time | ||
| Go Club | * | * | * | 6-8 | only joined to attract Hikaru-san's attention *sigh* | |
| Science Club (Evil Division) | * | 0-1 | Robot Personality Donor | |||
| Star Trek Club | * | * | * | 6-8 | female | |
| Lacross Team (Varsity) | * | * | * | 2-19 | batboy | |
| Vigilance Committee | * | * | (on call 24 hours) | batboy | ||
| the Organization | * | 6-8 | the acquisitions end of things | |||
| Floyd County Coven | * | * | 6-8 | Candle And Vervain Manager | ||
| Magic Fingers Club | * | 6-8 | fraud | |||
| National Merit Scholar Semifinalist | * | National | ||||
| United States Achievement Academy All-American Scholar | * | State | ||||
| Who's Who Among American High School Students | * | National | ||||
| National French Exam (Top 234 Kentucky Scores) | * | International | ||||
| PoeticPower.com Anthology | * | * | * | * | Schoolwide | |
| First Honors (QPA>3.7) | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Second Honors (QPA>2.5) | * | National | ||||
| Third Honors (QPA>.3) | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Piarist School Earth And Physical Science Book Award (A Step-By-Step Guide To Rocks) | * | National | ||||
| Piarist School Physics Book Award (The Universe Is Adjacent To Itself) | * | * | National | |||
| Piarist School Health Book Award (The Scorpion King: The Children's Novelization) | * | National | ||||
| Quasi-Canadian Scholar | * | * | Schoolwide | |||
| Salman Rushdie Memorial Scholarship (rescinded) | * | Local | ||||
| Aunt Vinny's School of Hair Design Bronze Scissors Scholarship | * | International | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: General Knowledge, 54nd Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: Pokemon Tournament, Petite Level, 3rd Place, 54st Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: Name That Kansai-Ben-Accented Villain!, 12nd place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: Squeaky Dubs, 22rd Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: Sailor Moon Plot Discrepancies, 19rst Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: What Did You Do To Your Hair?!, 8th Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
| Anime Olympiad: Otomo Finale Problem-Solving, 14nd Place | * | Schoolwide | ||||
Per Week | ||||||
| Animal Shelter Volunteer | * | * | 6-8 | Ad Designer, Kitten Scarer | ||
| Salvation Army | * | 6-8 | donated some sweaters once | |||
| Piarist School | * | * | 6-8 | Hall Monitor, Floor Cleaner, Donation Redistributer | ||
| Freelance | * | * | * | * | 18-20 | Highly Paid Professional Website Designer, SARS Certified (call for a no-obligation quote!) |
| United Anti-Hanson Army, Mail-Bombing Regiment 14 | * | 6-8 | Private | |||
| Home For The Elderly Needy Retarded Afghani-Refugee Amputees | * | 6-8 | Manager | |||